Here are some infamous quotes from friends, shows, movies, etc... If you have your own, click on Contact Me, and e-mail or IM me with a quote, and I'll put it up as soon as possible!
"I hate you. I hate you oh so very much." - Meg
"Sexual favors are like party favors, only nakeder!" - Caitlin 'Pookie' Plunkett
"Sparky air." - Christine 'Tora' Jolly
"That shirt is very becoming on you! And if I were on you, I'd be coming, too!" - Mark Ormesher
"Secretly, I'm a little naive!" - Spongebob Squarepants
"You're horrible."
"I know, I'm such a bad girl."
"Heh, I like bad girls." - Brett Smith & Meg
"You're a bad, bad girl." - Brett Smith
"Don't apply logic to my actions, it only screws me up!" - Meg
"Ca-pee-shun!" - Caitlin 'Pookie' Plunkett & Meg
"EYE-khanz!" - Beckie Johnson & Meg
"Monk doodles!" - Caitlin 'Pookie' Plunkett & Meg
"You aren't stupid, just the things you say are!" - Meg
"It would probably be more sticky than clean.." - Caitlin 'Pookie' Plunkett
"*Points at God* You nazi jerk!" - Slick, Sinfest
"Meg..I hurt on the inside. I need sexual healing." - Brett, quoting from Sinfest
"*Snort*" - Muzzly
"I believe beauty is feeling good in one's skin. That, or a kick ass red lipstick..." - Gwyneth Paltrow
"Four Measures.." - Lynsey & Meg
"Should I care..? Probably..But do I? NO!" - Heidi
"Did you bite your thumb at us, sir?" - Abram, Romeo and Juliet
"I feel fluffy!" - Meg
"When in doubt, buy a boa!" - Caitlin 'Pookie' Plunkett
"Oh no! I'm molting!" - Caitlin 'Pookie' Plunkett
"Look! Mating birds!" - Erin 'Loves John' Benedict
"DERF!" - Christine 'Tora' Jolly
"With heat, we expand.." - Brittany 'Britt' Cali
"Nononono! Y'see, none of them have CHAPS! Chaps are so much better than sex! Sex isn't everything! Oh yes, it's all in the chaps.." - Irvine Kinneas
"Squall's pants...Squall's pants...IN Squall's pants.." - Christine 'Tora' Jolly
"*Gasp* THE FOOT!" - Christine 'Tora' Jolly
"Wookie!" - Christine 'Tora' Jolly
"W00k 13..?" - Mr. Cabacar
"OMGZ UR SOOOOOO HOTT AND I WNT TO HAVE UR BBAAAAABBBBBBIIIIEEEESSSS!" - Some weird girl who's in love with Ryan
"VASH!" - Christine 'Tora' Jolly
"Sone of a biscuit!" - Derrick 'Long Hair' Vonkundra & his friend John
"Ricecakes!" - Brittany 'Britt' Cali
"Is it possible to have children with a dumpster..?" - Meg
"Don't talk to strangers, John, it's dangerous for them." - Caitlin 'Pookie' Plunkett
"So...Aliens are going to invade earth and kill everyone but us, so we'll have to repopulate the whole planet?"
"Yeah, pretty much."
"Heh, works for me." - Meg & Brett Smith
"Oi! Naman-ayoh!" - Caitlin 'Pookie' Plunkett
"...With Hans there coming out looking like a squashed prune. " - Colonel 'Jolly Rancher' Bill
"I am a sex kitten no longer. *Sniff*" - Meg
"DEATH awaits you all! With big, nasty, pointy teeth!" - Tim the Enchanter, Monty Python and The Holy Grail
"We want...A SHRUBBERY!" - The Knights Who Say Ni, Monty Python and The Holy Grail
"Em-path-a-gug!" - Caitlin 'Pookie' Plunkett
"How many times can you circumcise one eraser?" - Melissa 'Liss' Futral
"My bladder divorced me!" - Caitlin 'Pookie' Plunkett
"..but then I turned around and kicked him right in the ass and said that the devil made me do it." - Colonel 'Jolly Rancher' Bill
"GET IN MAH BELLY!" - Fat Bastard, Austin Powers: The Spy That Shagged Me
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO *trip* OOOOOOOOOOOOO!" - Meg & Christine 'Tora' Jolly
"I have your pants, Meghan!" - Caitlin 'Pookie' Plunkett
"Can I see your reproductive system for a moment?" - John
"Oh my god! Your crotch is on fire!" - Meg
"Book hurt too much." - Caitlin 'Pookie' Plunkett
"A sixth sense for guys when giirls walk by is to guide their crotch!" - Caitlin 'Pookie' Plunkett
"You know..Flags..Those pieces of fabric attatched to sticks."
"...I won't sat it, I won't say it!" - Meg & Caitlin 'Pookie' Plunkett
"..It's sex ed and it sucks the big one! ...No! That's not what I meant!" - Meg
"OH MY GOD YOU KILLED THE PACIFIST! ...So get in mah belly!" - Christine "Tora" Jolly
"Ohminess!" - Christine 'Tora' Jolly
"REVENGE!"
"NO! Never kill a customer! *clutches head* The war wound!" - Monty Python's Flying Circus: Dirty Fork Sketch
"It's dead. It had ceased to be. This *Bangs on table* is an ex-parrot!"
"Lovely plumage, eh?" - John Cleese and Galahad, Monty Python's Flying Circus: Dead Parrot Sketch
"Mortal woundage!" - Meg and Brittany 'Britt' Cali
"It's..." - Man in begining of Monty Python's Flying Circus
"No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!" - Monty Python's Flying Circus: Spanish Inquisition Sketch
"But it's my only liiiine!" - Girl in Monty Python's Flying Circus
"Always meditate with chocolate frosting!" - Heidi 'Heidilin' Gardner & Meg
"He must be destroyed." - Meg
"Exxxxcellent.." - Meg's impression of Mr. Burns.
"David's a faery princess!" - Britt
"I'm not gay! At least I don't think I am. " - David
"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MAKE IT STOP?! IT'S HIDEOUS!" - Meg
"I thought it was fine and dandy!" - Brittany 'Britt' Cali
"Ah, gonna explode now..Right about...Now. Yup." - Meg
"AH! THE EYES! *Bursts out laughing*" - Brittany 'Britt' Cali
"O.O" - Timmay
"Zachary Binx what took you so long?"
"I'm sorry Emily, I had to wait 300 years for a virgin to light a candle."
- Zachary and Emily Binx, Hocus Pocus
"Groping is great!" - Brett Smith
"I told you when you first started calling that I could go out and buy some phone cards if you wanted me to. But you said you didn't want me to do that."
"Well because that was earlier in our relationship when I still had to pretend to be an overly nice and chivalrous fellow. Now we're closer and more relaxed..Pay up bitch? *Grins*" - Meg & Brett Smith
"I always wanna play with you, baby!" - Brett Smith
"You should just to bother him?"
"You want me to not wear a bra and go see you just to bother my dad?"
"*Cough* Sure? Among other reasons.."
"And what other reasons might those be?"
"*Coughs again* ...Pure amusement on my part." - Brett Smith & Meg
"Look, Tim, I'm wearing my monkey socks today!"
"*Blinks* What?!"
"..I said I was wearing my monkey socks today?"
"Oh, I thought you said something else.."
"What did you think I said?"
"I thought you said you were having monkey sex today." - Tim Dillard & Meg
"Those pants look so good I could eat them!" - Meg
"Oosha musha waja maja blarney!" - Meg & Tillow
